Are you always dropping that bottle of pop and getting sprayed when you try to open it? Sure. We all do. But now you don't have to sweat it. B.S.L Labs is proud to introduce the Pop Bottle Airbag. Upon impact, this protective cover will deploy and cushon the impact. You'll never have to put that bottle of pop back in the fridge until it has de-fizzed!
Features - Cover keeps your pop cold while protecting it - Airbag deploys within a fraction of a second to cushon the fall and keep your pop ready to open
Safety Warning - Keep small children at least 10 feet away from pop at all times - Handle Pop Bottle Airbag cover with care (do not hit into any objects on purpose) - Never apply Pop Bottle Airbag cover to any part of your body
Sorry to piss on anyone's bonmfire here, but if you tap a can, or bottle of carbonated drink afetr dropping it you pop the bubbles.
About as useful as a chocolate fire-guard...NEXT!!!
havent u ever wondered how u could keep your pop safe if u get in a car accident? but really this invention is pretty queer. it would be interesting to throw at someone though.
