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Dream Sequence Glasses

 

Having trouble remembering your dreams? Now you can have self-induced dream sequences!  Jump off that building, go to work naked, or have that romantic evening with that special someone who will never acknowledge your existence with B.S.L Labs' new Dream Sequence Glasses.  The frosty-rimmed lenses will gently put you into a trance-like dream state where you will begin a lucid dream.

Features
- Good dream / bad dream switch
- 75% UV protection & 25% Non-UV protection = 100% PROTECTION!
- Improved self-esteem; never feel guilty about your dreams again
- Your alarm clock will never go off in the middle of your perfect dream again!*

*Only applicable when your alarm clock is in the off position.

 
Dream Sequence Glasses
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 coffemix: Dec 19, 2007 12:17am 
gee.... look at that awkward shape... only retarded ppl who think that this think shall works out.... what a stupid thing
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 Dres: Dec 18, 2007 3:20pm 
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 Squall: Dec 9, 2007 11:12am 
(2) allowed u to have a lucid dream ( if u know nothing about it google for it) . SO PLEASE PPL STOP THIS BS !
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 Squall: Dec 9, 2007 11:11am 
hmmmmm most of ppl here are gays ... y the hell u judge b4 knowing thing ?!!! these glasses have a timer that set to like 6hr or so depends on setting it based on ur how much time do u need till u reach REM stage of sleeping (dreaming stage) this will beeps light signals into ur eyes on this stage this helps u to get ur conscious back on ur dream this... (TBC)
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 Sounnikoura: Nov 8, 2007 5:27pm 
Dear people who say that every inventios is gay or bullshit or ************************: GTFO
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 banana coming round the street: Apr 29, 2007 12:51pm 
what a load of ! wheres the switch anyway?
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 Lil Wayne right from kim's corner store: Mar 2, 2007 10:40am 
Chopper wake a 's up like a morning show
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 the purple ninja: Feb 26, 2007 11:58am 
lol maby for a good dream it shows you slide show pics of porn
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 bob: Jan 19, 2007 1:55pm 
bob is scared
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 hgjhhgf: Jan 11, 2007 7:13am 
gayness
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 yo wassup: Dec 13, 2006 9:26am 
these glasses
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 BSL SUX: Nov 20, 2006 10:07am 
AND WHERES THE SWITCH!!!! LOOK AT THE FOTO
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 BSL SUX: Nov 20, 2006 10:06am 
Plus how will you wake up? think about that why dont ya?
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 BSL SUX: Nov 20, 2006 10:05am 
you people are sad do you think anyone could make glasses that will put you in a good dream whenever you want? if so u are all dubasses
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 Nosexforyonks: Nov 9, 2006 3:02pm 
Jeez, I really really wished this worked and wasn't a spoof. I could do with a really good wet dream instead of jacking off all of the time. Oh well, dream on!
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 Britishmangachicklizzie: Nov 1, 2006 11:25am 
I must have these!! I love my dreams...I'd die if I had nothing but the boring country house I live in now.
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 Slamfunk22: Jul 6, 2006 9:13pm 
Holy moly, people you sure freak a leak easily. C'mon you bunch of spazes, no need to get all pissed off an invention that probably doesn't work, there's no need to get so pissed off. Gosh you spazes.
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 Jenie: Feb 7, 2006 4:39am 
GET A FUC***G LIFE!!!
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 worthless: Nov 10, 2005 10:52pm 
evrything bsl comes up with is bullshit
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 happyfishy: Nov 4, 2005 1:32pm 
Why the Hell would you want to give yourself bad dreams? I think the switch should say good/wet rather than good/bad.
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 all tymer: Nov 2, 2005 7:13am 
this is gangsta oh yo b can i get one of those for my gurl
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 taxicab92: Aug 9, 2005 6:58pm 
man those would kick haha
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 lucya: Jun 28, 2005 12:28pm 
So funny... Even if they ware real I wouldn't buy them. I have a very very adventurous life!
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 lol: Jun 28, 2005 1:37am 
I wish these were real. They looka awsome except for their looks.
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 Bob: May 31, 2005 5:14pm 
I bet dropping a whole bunch of acid would do the same thing.
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 goblin muncher: Apr 13, 2005 1:56pm 
i rekon it sounds good n i like borobs naked women i likey. papas comment is dumb:P o and i want theses nowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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 George W Dickweed: Apr 11, 2005 7:15pm 
Stupid ' site
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 borob: Mar 29, 2005 12:35pm 
will it make me dream of naked women? I want them if so!
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 unsucessfulluciddreamer: Mar 23, 2005 4:54pm 
P.S. i tried to make a pair of those things and got electruted P.P.S. SHUT-UP POPS!!!!
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 unsucessfulluciddreamer: Mar 23, 2005 4:51pm 
I NEED THEM!!!!
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 papa joks: Mar 22, 2005 1:06pm 
who do u think will buy this useslees and pathetic product
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 Ian221: Mar 22, 2005 8:29am 
After 2 weeks of using these I remember every bit of my dreams including the bits where tony blair adn bush ared dead. I also have a vision imparemtent
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 jrlaff: Mar 19, 2005 12:17am 
damn it's a must-have! and they look sexy..
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 ominous: Mar 18, 2005 7:05pm 
I so need to get those glasses!! they would be so f*****g useful!!!
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 Kafei the Fayt PWNer: Mar 18, 2005 2:49pm 
Dude, this thing, it threatened to eat my children and then this invention, with it's 100% protection, saved me from the whatever it was(I'm thinking it was a cheese sandwhich). By all means buy this.
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