Restaurant owners want to offer the best service, and customers always want a full cup of coffee, pop, or what have you. B.S.L Labs' newest invention, the Wi-Fi Drink Meter solves both problems. The small wireless sender/drink level meter will automatically notify the restaurant table management software when the liquid drops below it. Servers will know exactly when you need a refill!
Features - Integrates with most restaurant software packages - Optionally add a second meter in the same glass to measure how fast a person is drinking. Know if they need immediate attention! - Small, non-intrusive sender units will not fall off during repeated washings. - Never wait 10 minutes for a refill again!
Alternatively you could ask for assistance, and with time, maybe even master the age old skill of face to face communication..
Then again, you're probably overweight, adore James T. Kirk, have a very limited social life, and hail. from an even more limited gene-pool, to top it all.... there's not a life guard in sight :P so chances are, this'll save the cold-sweats from talking to "the guy behind the bar I don't know" ...
Forget the public humiliation, go buy a comic book:P
This would be sooo cool for alcoholics too, they need never even need to speak again. Once the 1st is ordered, just keep going till I puke/fall over/die :D
Who'd notice/care??
Waiter, there's a fly in my soup. No sir, it's the soup o meter. It lets us know when you've reached the bottem of the plate and we can start serving the next course. What the will they invent next?
Oh yeah, i'm sure many divers have died wearing watches that have electrocuted them, It's water-proofed you dickhead, and, if the product promises that the microchip won't fall off during repeated washings, what makes you think it will fall down your throat?
won't you get electrocuted? and won't you accidentaly swallow it and chaoke to death because of the... shoving a microchip down your throat which looks like a fuzzy felt
