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Meat Scented Candles

 

Modern day aromatherapy candles are used primarily by women around the world.  That's why B.S.L Labs decided to appeal to men with our newest invention: Meat Scented Candles.  Available in a variety of meat scents and colors, these candles will make any home smell like a great home cooked meal.  Perfect for people who pretend to cook but really get take-out on dates.

Available Scents
- Bacon
- Chicken
- Steak
- More coming in 2006!

 
Meat Scented Candles
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 Heavy-Duty: Mar 21, 2011 12:25pm 
This would be great for leaving in your Truck.
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 Sienna: Dec 5, 2007 11:17am 
Sounds ok but on the other side... Why on earth would I want the whole house smelling of meat?! It's an ok smell... Just not a nice one for special dinners... We have stuff like lavender candles.
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 Meat Candle: May 16, 2007 4:37pm 
You're a friggin idiot "FOR JESUS CHRISTS SAKE!!!". Because your dog ate a fake product you are gonna "sew"? What, like a tear in your jeans? "Sue" was the word you were looking for you gooch
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 FOR JESUS CHRISTS SAKE!!!: Aug 20, 2006 11:55pm 
WTF were you idiots thinking letting a candle in the shape and smell of nummy steak lieing around my dogs ate one and had to go to doggy heaven thats it im sewing :@ ;)
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 meep: Aug 16, 2006 8:51pm 
there's meat air fresheners at stupid.com
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 PookieDoo: Feb 9, 2006 10:32am 
Don't give one of these to a hobo, he'll just eat it. >.>
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 me: Jan 11, 2006 4:11pm 
No, I meant the candle.... o.O
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 Demony: Jan 4, 2006 8:12pm 
OH GOD GEMMI!!!
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 taxicab92: Aug 9, 2005 6:49pm 
ew....thats all i have to say.
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 F.Packer: Jun 30, 2005 2:47pm 
Hey me:did you mean it's cool to be sniffing my meat???
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 pamela: Jun 13, 2005 3:18am 
Mmmmm yummy bacon!
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 me: May 20, 2005 8:18am 
Cool! Yet somehow strangly gross
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 F. Packer: May 17, 2005 2:59pm 
Would anyone care to sniff my meat?
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 u know who: May 17, 2005 9:19am 
Chix'll dig it 2 man.
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 Warshaw: May 16, 2005 10:03am 
Dude! Some friends of mine and I came up with a similar idea by accident when we decided to make a candle out of the meat drippings we kept in an old coffee can...when we lit the wick, it smelled like a cookout! We christened it...the Man Candle. Very nice.
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